Superficial Dilemmas

In most parts of the world it is now officially December 21, 2012 and, surprise surprise, we're all still here. In light of the recent new that the world is in fact not ending today/tomorrow I'm browsing Pinterest. My mind is just racing with incredibly superficial predicaments. 
  
1. I really really really want this tattoo in white ink on my left forearm.

 

However, the forearm is an incredibly conspicuous place for a tattoo and I'm just not sure that I'll want such a clearly visible tattoo my entire life. On the other hand, I imagine that probably after a while tattoos become so much a part of you that you don't even remember what it was like without them. And white ink when all healed barely shows up. But then, what's even the point of getting a tattoo if it's not going to be seen?

2. I loove the blazer trend. It makes pretty much any "just alright" outfit look pulled together.

Love this one from J. Crew!

I'm not sure I could pull it off though! I'm 99% sure I'd just end up looking like A) a little girl playing dress up, because I've come to terms with the fact that I look 17 or B) a lesbian. When I put on clothes with a masculine feel I don't make them look feminine, they make me look masculine. Yeah...not so sure about the blazer thing.

3. I am obsessed with boots! The bad news: my calves are so freakishly large that I have to get the kind made extra wide around the calf and none of the cute ones come that way! Anyone have any good calf shrinking secrets?